Deceased Crafter’s Husband Sells Supplies for What She Said They Cost
HEAVEN – Terry Jayne, late crafter and experienced yarn hoarder, mourns as her widowed husband sells her supply stash based on exaggerated claims of sales…
Grandma Knits Spaghetti Dinner into Chunky Circle Scarf
BOSTON, MA – 78-year-old grandma Eileen Watson has allegedly managed to knit a chunky circle scarf out of pasta noodles and fine silverware, multiple sources…
BREAKING: Satiated Artist Realizes That She Has Officially Become a Failure
PORTLAND, OR – Mixed-media artist Kelsey Middleton is facing a potentially major career flop as she digests her third baked falafel sandwich of the day,…
Inspired Seamstress Turns Ex-Boyfriend Into Patchwork Quilt
DENVER, CO – Local seamstress Larissa Lopez, who is known for working with unconventional materials, was recently convicted of refurbishing her ex-boyfriend into a quilt,…
BREAKING: Paper Enthusiast Discovers Floor in Craft Room
SALEM, MA – After a 438-day search, Lorna Hart, a passionate paper collector, has found the missing floor in her 300-square-foot craft room. Hart, a…